This intersection has more than 8 lanes! Crabs have 8 legs, so it’s a double crab!

my mom

freemindnow:

Someday I’ll be a UNICORN 

colormekarkat:

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO TALK TO I AM BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE

johnlock

johnlock

bronzebabybull:

am i contributing right?

btw i actually do say ‘blazing fuck’ with an accent

johndave

johndave

JOHNDAVE

• johndave

1. johndave

Is this a bear or a koala? I can’t tell! It looks like a bear…I think…I think it’s a bear, but it could be a koala!

my mom pointing to a stuffed polar bear

Lion King? Where’s that? Can we go?

my mom

─ i'm so tired of being dead: ok ok giveaway time - homestucks beware ─

mmmisty:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND ALL THAT’S IN BETWEEN

i’m giving away my homestuck book
it’s in pretty great condition, only been read a few times
i think a page might have been bent but it’s free so no complaining

EXTRA ITEM ADDED:

i will ALSO be giving away my dave strider…

─ i'm so tired of being dead: ok ok giveaway time - homestucks beware ─

mmmisty:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND ALL THAT’S IN BETWEEN

i’m giving away my homestuck book
it’s in pretty great condition, only been read a few times
i think a page might have been bent but it’s free so no complaining

EXTRA ITEM ADDED:

i will ALSO be giving away my dave strider…